Word on the high seas has it that big trouble is brewing on the waters 200 miles off Kill Devil Hills, North Carolina. Hey isn’t that where the Pirate Black Caesar hides his Pirate Ship, the “Queen Anne’s Revenge”? Wow that’s right, that Pirate ship has been broadcasting, streaming Jerk music over the Livestream platform since 2009.Well we’re just going to have to come straight out and tell you, after all this blog is not known for being a prissy reformatory of pathological pseudo intellectual, “Hissy Fits”. All the talk here is straight up real Hood Noiz Music. Plus we’re not much into talking Sony baloney, we’re into action.So what gives? Black Caesar the Pirate is tired of being a second rate, red headed stepchild and has decided to take matters into his own Pirate hands. We’ve been put to the test, and turned down by the best (Nokia won’t work with us, NASCAR can’t hear us, East Carolina University won’t return our calls, Bojangles won’t sponsor us and Xbox doesn’t know we exist) so now we’re going to be taking HOSTAGES!!!!
1st and foremost on the bill is my ol’ West Coast nemesis, some call him Action Jackson, some call him BIG SOUL (Kid Soul). Well you won’t be able to call him at all!!!! Cause we’re gonna hold him hostage and make him perform on the East Coast.
2nd and most important on the bill is the Rangers. Now we held them hostage before, but Nick Cannon came to their rescue with a fake satchel of )̲̅$̲̅[(̲̅10Tril)̲̅$̲̅[ USD that turned out to be rolled up newspaper. Us Pirates won’t forget that Nick!
3rd Just to add the female element we’re lacking we’re gonna go after new and upcoming MzNay. Now she’s a hott rapper outta GA and we’ll just sail down the East Coast and scoop her up! Let’s go to the video tape and hear what she does.
Back 2 U Nelly 🙂